Santa was a Ranger, no North Pole charade, Jumping HALO from the stratosphere, no reindeer brigade. Forget about the sleigh, he's got an Osprey in flight, Dropping presents from altitude, in the dead of the night.
Rudolph's got NVGs, and Blitzen wears a plate, Dancer and Prancer got kitted; man, they all look great. No more "Ho Ho Ho," it's "Rangers Lead The Way," They're rocking this Christmas in a military display.
So if you're up late and you hear a thud or two, It's not the sound of carolers coming to you. It's Santa the Ranger, boots on the ground, Delivering freedom and gifts, all year round.
.: Retail fit
.: 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
Combat flip Flops provides the most m’fn bad ass lifetime warranty for flip flops, shoes, apparel and accessories against manufacturing defects. If you've worn them out, we'll ask that you buy another item. If our gear fell apart due to something made incorrectly, we'll definitely work with you to replace or repair your items.