Silent Night Santa - Men's T-Shirt
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Santa was a Ranger, no North Pole charade,
Jumping HALO from the stratosphere, no reindeer brigade.
Forget about the sleigh, he's got an Osprey in flight,
Dropping presents from altitude, in the dead of the night.
Rudolph's got NVGs, and Blitzen wears a plate,
Dancer and Prancer got kitted; man, they all look great.
No more "Ho Ho Ho," it's "Rangers Lead The Way,"
They're rocking this Christmas in a military display.
So if you're up late and you hear a thud or two,
It's not the sound of carolers coming to you.
It's Santa the Ranger, boots on the ground,
Delivering freedom and gifts, all year round.
WARRANTY AGREEMENT
Combat Flip Flops offers a lifetime warranty on all footwear.
THIS IS NOT A LIFETIME REPLACEMENT PLAN!!!
Combat Flip Flops provides the most m’fn bad ass lifetime warranty for flip flops and shoes against manufacturing defects. If you've worn them out, we'll ask that you buy another pair. If our gear fell apart due to something made incorrectly, we will replace it.
This warranty is only valid for the original owner and does not extend to any third parties.
WHAT IS COVERED
If your products have material defects, manufacturing defects or issues with workmanship we will get you sorted ASAP.
WHAT IS NOT COVERED
- Your dog chewing on them
- Normal wear and tear
- Damage caused by improper use or storage, or damage caused by intentional or unintentional abuse, neglect, or accident
- Our warranty does not cover lost or stolen items
- Surface rips or abrasions caused by normal wear and tear.
TO START A WARRANTY CLAIM:
Please contact us via email at CustomerService@CombatFlipFlops.com. Original proof of purchase is required.